Whining

How is it that the sound of your own child whining is like fingernails on a chalkboard? Somehow they know exactly what to say, and how to say it, to grate on your nerves and cause your whole body to shudder. But, then they look up at you with those big eyes and long eyelashes, and you just start to melt.

Well, the other day, I had had enough of the whining, and decided to turn the tables on the Munchkin. She whined about something (I can't even remember what), and I whined right back at her. She stopped in her tracks and whirled around to look at me with a very strange expression on her face -- sort of a cross between amazed horror and extreme shock at the sound that had come out of my mouth. "Mommy! Don't whine!" But, I kept whining. She covered her ears and had a slight look of terror in her eyes as she said, "I don't like when you whine..." And I said, "I don't like when you whine either. Isn't it a yucky sound" To which she replied, "Yes, Mommy. But, it sounds better when I do it."

How exactly was I supposed to respond to that? I felt I had three choices: 1. attempt to rationalize with a 3 1/2 year old about how similar our whining tones were (not a particularly realistic option); 2. burst out laughing (not a particularly constructive option); or 3. ignore the comment completely (not a particularly plausible option, as the Munchkin doesn't often let me get away with ignoring her...). So, I attempted a combination of the three, which apparently was NOT all that successful, as the whining continues on a daily basis. Some days are better than others, but some days, it practically takes my breath away.

It must be hard to be an age when you don't get to have a whole lot of control over your life. Other people (grown-ups) decide what you're going to do, who you're going to have playdates with, what will be served for dinner, and a whole host of other monumental things that are part of daily life. I believe that this is a stage that will be outgrown, and she will move on to some other trying characteristic of "preschooler communication."

I take heart in the fact that the Munchkin is definitely NOT the only offender in this arena. Every one of her friends has succumbed to the same lovely behavior in his/her own time, some of which is louder and longer than hers. I consider myself thankful the Munchkin's whine can usually be cut short by diverting her attention to something more pressing. And I am also thankful that our chalkboard just isn't that big...

Her First Movie...

The Munchkin saw her first movie today. In a movie theater... in the dark... It was HORTON HEARS A WHO. She was pretty good through it, until it got loud and scary. Yes, an eagle with long talons and a pointy beak, who talks about crushing, eliminating and regurgitating the Who's, was not a big hit with our little princess. She put her hands over her ears... She said, "Mommy, I don't want to see this movie!" And in order to get her to stay through the end, I had to give in and let her watch the last third from the comfort of my lap. We made it to the end, but as we were walking out, she declared, "Mommy, I don't want to watch any more movies. I don't like them." I'm sure at some point she'll change her mind, but for now, that's OK with me.

Of course, this movie brought up a question in my mind... Are there any movies out there that truly are appropriate for a three-and-a-half-year-old to see? Movies that don't have evil characters... Movies that tell a story, but also teach a lesson... Movies that won't bore parents to tears, but will still engage the slightly less dramatic needs of a preschooler... If so, I would love to find them...

Duh...

One of the most read articles on the web tonight (according to Optimum Online) is entitled "Cocaine Causes Heart Attack Symptoms." No! Really? You're kidding? Is anyone surprised by this???

Ides of March

Beware the Ides of March! I read online tonight that Julius Caesar died in 44 BC. That's 2052 years ago... Were they even keeping track of days and dates back then? Of course, I can't keep track of days and dates either, and I have a calendar, a computer, a cell phone and a day planner. But, when you are at home much of the time and not working in an office, the days and dates do seem to run together a little...

The First Post...

I did it! I started a blog. Yes, I have joined the crowded ranks of people wanting (or needing) their voices to be heard. And what better platform than the somewhat anonymous electronic medium that is a blog? I'm still figuring it all out, but I figure that at some point, my daughter will find it cool to say that her mommy is a blogger...